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guy:

yeah baby i am an ANIMAL in bed. more specifically a koala. i can sleep for 22 hours a day

(Source: guy, via artemisakashi)

artemisakashi:

but its an egg

damnhowell:

so this girl at my school was mad at me so on facebook she sent me

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instead of correcting her spelling, i just took her profile picture and made this and sent it to her

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she doesn’t get it

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i-need-the-pie-bitch:

i-need-the-pie-bitch:

my brother once accidentally locked himself in a dog cage and starting snapchatting photos for help till my mum and dad had to drive over and free him

did I fail to mention my brother is a 25 year old man

(Source: rosaeverdeen, via pizza)

bewbin:

thugdating:

What do straight boys text each other about is what I wanna know

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(Source: illkim, via phase-craze)

givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays
snazziest:

YAAAAAAASS DRAG THAT BITCH!!!!!

leinabby808:

anus:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

deep thoughts from an anus

(via kkorosu)

rapewhistled:

*16 year old girl voice* um shut the fuck up thanks

(via pizza)

moragtong:

1612th:

do celebrities listen to their own music

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(via pizza)