ahmpora:

wheresmyhalmet:

warpedlamp:

fonixe:

warpedlamp:

fonixe:

sex

why did this get 25 notes

where did the ghost thing come from

penice:

alegbra:

penice:

penice:

my wifi adapter is being so shitty i’m gonna kill myself

i’m a ghost now

is that a bedsheet on your head

no i’m a ghost

shotawars:

shotawars:

some guy just called my number thinking i was a male prostitute, and he started talking to me about how much he could pay me so i pulled up gunshot noises on my computer and started screaming and he panicked and hung up

911 jUST FFUCKING CALLLLED ME IA AMC LAUGHHING SO HARD I TOLD THEM THE SITUEATION AND I’M STULL FUCMKING LAUGHING BECUASE NO W HTE’YRE TRACING THE GUY TO ARREST HIM FOR TRYING TO SOLICITEA ND PAY FOR SEX

I’VE DONE A GOOD