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flamingno:

mutuals who don’t reblog your selfie

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laugh-addict:

When you accidentally bite your tongue while eating

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shaxaphone:

cute things to call your girlfriend:

1. sugar 
2. honey 
3. flour 
4. egg 
5. 1/2lb butter 
6. stir 
7. pour into pan 
8. preheat to 375°

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khaleesikun:

WHAT GUYS LOOK FOR IN GIRLS:

  • HAIRLESS
  • NATURAL
  • STUNNING EYES
  • SHORT
  • A LIL FREAKY WHEN UR ALONE
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mymompickedthisurl:

an animal not wanting me petting it hurts more than any anon ever could

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buttcramps:

why are 12-15 year olds so obnoxious they roam in packs and they’re so loud for no reason i can’t wait for one of your moms to pick you up and carpool you all away

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silenthill:

yall in 2009: i will never send nudes!

yall today: pussy or butthole

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ryanvallejo:

"your taste in music kinda sucks"

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fangpants:

Why do dudes always wanna know your bra size tho, what are they gonna do, buy you bras?? Cause that would be very helpful bras cost a lot of money i would save a fortune

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snapchatting:

i can’t believe your hips would just lie to me like that

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emes:

most of my google searches sound like a confused, gentle giant learning about how the world is cruel