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clannyphantom:

call the police

pastabot:

pastabot:

does anyone want a bff

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a BIG FUCKING FROG

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cybertutu:

wtf is this????? maybe i’m not human???

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shslequius:

*puts shoulder on son* hand

(Source: clgdoublelifts, via pizza)

Anonymous: anus

thank

hitoml:

judge in court: everything u say will be held against u
me: boobs
jury: haha
lawyer: haha
judge: haha case dismissed

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drdrevevo:

I told my mom I didn’t wanna go to the store with her

starweilder:

trying to figure out someone else’s shower

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heartmehateme:

shoutout to the friends that still like me

all two of you

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gif:

*phone lights up*

me: *hopes its a text from the boy*

Kim K:” Your energy is full!Further your career, go on a date…get famous!”

me: even better

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a-creepy-weirdo-has:

bitcheslovemyjingleballs:

a-creepy-weirdo-has:

what do birds do 

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I apologise for my ignorance, birds are important

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meladoodle:

coolgirlfriend:

boys who can pull off facial hair are hot

i think you’re supposed to use a razor

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