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the-muse-of-breath:


"Awh, what a cute baby boy! What’s his name?"
[screaming noise]

gnawruto:

foodtrucker:

I manage to turn everything into crap wow

yes that’s called digestion

(Source: foodtrucker, via snorlaxatives)

anus:

sobersexting:

babyferaligator:

BLIND PEOPLE CANT SEE NUDES 

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(Source: 420dongsquad, via oprahsmom)

clannyphantom:

call the police

pastabot:

pastabot:

does anyone want a bff

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a BIG FUCKING FROG

(via ejacutastic)

cybertutu:

wtf is this????? maybe i’m not human???

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(via artemisakashi)

shslequius:

*puts shoulder on son* hand

(Source: clgdoublelifts, via pizza)

Anonymous: anus

thank

hitoml:

judge in court: everything u say will be held against u
me: boobs
jury: haha
lawyer: haha
judge: haha case dismissed

(via oprahsmom)

drdrevevo:

I told my mom I didn’t wanna go to the store with her

starweilder:

trying to figure out someone else’s shower

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(via yerassisgrass)